Losing your virginity: Lose it to someone who you truly trust, or someone you completely in awe love. If not, then don’t do it or you’ll regret it.
Masturbating: Its completely normal, you don’t need to be embarrassed or anything, everyone does it. Its a great stress reliever too.
Getting over someone:
- Cry, but only to a limit.
- Do not stay home, if you’re home then you’ll most likely be alone. You need to go out with friends or family.
- Do you, you were fine before that person came along. And you can learn from them, know what not to do for the next. Let you be free for your own self.
Insecurity:
- Stop giving a fuck about what others think.
- You have two options if you feel that low of yourself:
- Either you fucking accept your flaws and be proud of them.
- Or you change, not for the acceptance of others but because you feel good about yourself.
Chasing after someone: If you want to be with them, then show them that they’re worth it and you are too. But first, try being their friend first. But I advise you to do is tell them straight up you like them first but don’t say you want to be in a relationship right away. Try to get to know them first but as a friend, to let them you’re still going to be there as a friend but still let them be attracted to you at the same time. So what I’m basically saying is try to get to know them and let them fall for you without accidentally getting into the friendzone.
Making friends: Just be you. Don’t be friends with bitches for the wrong reasons. Just be you and people who truly accept you will befriend you.
Flirting, homewrecking, cheating: Do not homewreck someone’s relationship. You will find love in someone who will completely love you back. Don’t wreck another’s love. Cheating, if you want to cheat, then face the consequences. Just stay single if you want to flirt like crazy, don’t hurt someone because of your recklessness. If you flirt, make sure you don’t lead someone on, cause thats a bitch ass move.
Finding someone: I know its a bitch waiting, but you’ll find someone, be patient. Don’t get into a relationship because you’re lonely. Just wait and they’ll come.
Too cool for school: Trust me, you ain’t going to be all that when you flippin burgers at a fast food restaurant.
Yolo: You only live once, so take chances. It might gain some or lose some, but at least you tried. Live a little, take risks.
Yo shit: Like the expensive valuables, keep that shit on lock.
Procrastination: It’s a bitch. LOL
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| Me: | God can I ask you a question? |
| God: | Sure |
| Me: | Promise you won't get mad |
| God: | I promise |
| Me: | Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today? |
| God: | What do you mean? |
| Me: | Well, I woke up late, |
| God: | Yes |
| Me: | My car took forever to start, |
| God: | Okay |
| Me: | at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait, |
| God: | Huummmm... |
| Me: | On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call..... |
| God: | All right |
| Me: | And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that? |
| God: | Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that. |
| Me (humbled): | OH |
| GOD: | I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road. |
| Me (ashamed)......... | |
| God: | The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work. |
| Me (embarrasses): | Ok |
| God: | Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered. |
| Me (softly): | I see God |
| God: | Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark. |
| Me: | I'm sorry God |
| God: | Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad. |
| Me: | I will trust you |
| God: | And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan. |
| Me: | I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today. |
| God: | You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children...... |
| #repost "For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways declares the Lord."- Isaiah 55: | 8 |
| & THANK GOD FOR THAT. |
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(Source: chasuhtea, via fromthepacificc)
The Lovers of Valdaro.
Believed to be no older than twenty years of age when death occurred.
Over 5,000 years old.
Locked in an eternal embrace.
Tragically, their story is unknown.
Ironically, they were found in the city of Mantua. In Italy.
The city Shakespeare chose to set the story of Romeo & Juliet.
(Source: silentinsomniac, via kaaaaatastrophic)